Lipton’s Journal/February 21, 1955/639

Milk. Another semen-substitute. Which is why adults usually don’t take to milk unless they accept the semen desire or unless they have such total sup they hardly feel the anxiety. But men are very ticklish about drinking milk. Hence the deep roar of laughter in an audience when a man in a tough bar asks for milk. In life, the one or two times I’ve asked for milk, the bartender gave it to me without a word. Bartenders do get sensitive to the ways in which men seek substitutes for one kind of advanced sex or another.