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me, one of those high-paid, please-the-public, fink low-brow prostitutes. Wait until you | me, one of those high-paid, please-the-public, fink low-brow prostitutes. Wait until you | ||
see what awful things happen to your ego when you realize that more people read | see what awful things happen to your ego when you realize that more people read | ||
magazines than novels. Of course, nobody I know reads the ''Saturday Evening Post''. | magazines than novels. Of course, nobody I know reads the [[w:The Saturday Evening Post|''Saturday Evening Post'']]. | ||
Wha’dya do, sell a piece of your cock, schmuck? But down with Lenny Bruce, have a | Wha’dya do, sell a piece of your cock, [[w:schmuck|schmuck]]? But down with [[w:Lenny Bruce|Lenny Bruce]], have a | ||
good summer. | good summer. | ||
I’m just about done with ''An American Dream''. There were times when I began to | |||
I’m just about done with [[w:An American Dream|''An American Dream'']]. There were times when I began to | |||
wonder a little, but the seventh installment’s pretty good, and the eighth has a bing-bang | wonder a little, but the seventh installment’s pretty good, and the eighth has a bing-bang | ||
ending. You didn’t think I was going to be squeezing the last drops off my cock at the | ending. You didn’t think I was going to be squeezing the last drops off my cock at the | ||
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writing a novel in eight months is having to show it once a month. It’s like giving a hot | writing a novel in eight months is having to show it once a month. It’s like giving a hot | ||
fuck to your beloved, and having to pull your cock out eight times for her to inspect it. | fuck to your beloved, and having to pull your cock out eight times for her to inspect it. | ||
If you and your wife are going to work your way through the ''Kama Sutra'' | If you and your wife are going to work your way through the ''Kama Sutra'' | ||
backwards, you had better read a few companion volumes: 1) Art is a Schmuck, and 2) | backwards, you had better read a few companion volumes: 1) Art is a Schmuck, and 2) | ||
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