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<p>Created page.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{LJtop}}<br /> When I was a kid in college I wrote “The Bodily Function Blues”{{refn|{{NM}} belted out this song for his family and friends for decades. In 1995, he recorded it, and another song he wrote, “Alimony Blues,” for Don’t Quit Your Day Job Records.}} but everyone was repelled by it. Secretly, I never was. Here it is:<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;poem&gt;<br /> Ah gotta pissssss <br /> Ah gotta ur-ri-nate<br /> Piss, ss, ss, ss, sssss<br /> <br /> Ah gotta shit,<br /> Ah gotta de-fe-cate<br /> Oo oo ee oo ee oo oo<br /> <br /> Ah gotta bleed<br /> Ah gotta menstruate<br /> Trickle trickle, trickle trickle.<br /> <br /> Ah gotta eat, alimentate, etc.<br /> <br /> Ah gotta sleep, somnambulate, etc.<br /> <br /> Ah gotta fuck<br /> Ah gotta cop-u-late<br /> Too late, too late.<br /> <br /> Oh, what am I gonna do?<br /> I got those blues, I got those blues.<br /> I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, I can’t shit, I can’t fuck.<br /> Ah got those bodily function blues. Dad a de dad a.<br /> <br /> Exit blues.<br /> &lt;/poem&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Notes|title=note|width=60em}}<br /> <br /> {{LJnav}}<br /> [[Category:January 26, 1955]]</div>

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