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Reversals. From Legman.

<blockquote><poem>Said a lecherous fellow named Shea
When his prick wouldn’t rise for a lay
“You must seize it and squeeze it
And tease it and please it,
For Rome wasn’t built in a day.”</poem></blockquote>

So, I alter it by opposites to:

<blockquote><poem>Heard the innocent heroine called Ash
Before her cunt could lie for a jazzsh
“I won’t touch it and tweeze it,
nor rough it n disease it,
Since home was lost at a lay.”</poem></blockquote>

I suspect three-quarter of the Limericks in Legman’s collection were written by Legman. Combining the two limericks roughly, I get:

<blockquote><poem>Sherd a inlechercant felloine nalled Shash
Befwhen hes prunt cuddlenot riles for a lash
Yi munt seach tit und squeets titsh
Endor ratoughtit n pladease shlit
Frince Rhome wasn’t bulostilted ina lady.
:::Mazeltov! The gash, you ash!</poem></blockquote>

But written Mailerishly rather than Joycitly, it becomes.

<blockquote><poem>Sherd at the inlechercent felloine nalled Shash
Head thea lechnocerous hero camed Ass-shy
Befwhen hes prunt cuddlenot riles for a lash
Whenfr hir cunck woodled 1 yars effort ‘d lay?
Yi munt seach tit und squeets titsh
I-uh wost tease itty ant tweeks itty
Endor ratoughtit n pladease shlit
N rant tyoffitty indispleaset
Frince Rhome washt bulostilted ina lady
Sinfor er ‘one snotwas lowbilt innerouter daily</poem></blockquote>

This was all done more or less mechanically and with only mild variations, but it has its fun and its incredible fuck feeling I think. Read it aloud. To be called ''The Drunk’s Jazz-Time Chowder and Marching Sash-holy-lydie''.

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[[Category:February 22, 1955]]

Lipton’s Journal/February 22, 1955/700 - Revision history

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